Do you believe in elves and mermaids intermarrying?

???  You mean with each other?  ???

Nobody wants a mermaid. Not enough woman to love, not enough fish to eat.

And what would a mermaid do with an elf? Keep him in an elf bowl?

I've never really thought about it but it might be good because their children would be elf/mermaids so they could bring Christmas presents to the good boys and girls that live in Atlantis. Cheers and Happy New Year!

You mean those aren't what you're a product of? :P

I once sort of knew a mermaid.  If I remember correctly, her/his name was Happy. :P

i saw that at the tv the other day. it was pirate of the carribean movie airing, and there was this pirate in love with a mermaid girl. pretty strange movie by the way.