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I'm pretty unhappy with the one that's most adept at finding immovable objects such as furniture under cover of darkness.
I assume you are referring to my genitalia Sharonna and I can happily refute your suggestion.
We do not need to be on first name terms because there's only one of me and only one of it. I find that to be a happy arrangement for both parties though I hasten to add I have nothing in writing.
Anyway, Simon is a git.
Definitely.