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I'd tell them that my ears were the same size they've always been. It's my head that's growing. :-)
LOLOLOL! Yes. That's what s/he's telling you, and I wouldn't take that chit. :-)
40 kilos is too fat?
Sorry Nimitz, I cant hear you, my ears are shrinking
if you're two feet tall, perhaps. :-)
I'd tell them to get their eyes examined.
PRINT LARGER! I'M HARD OF HEARING!
Nimitz, yeah, well, I don't know if s/he is bigger than me or not. So how bout I pay you in commas to be my bodyguard. :))))))) I hear they're becoming a profitable investment these days.
Great. Most people's ear start getting big as they age. Have you ever noticed how big some older people's, especially men's, ears are? Mine are small but I have a stash of cash put away in case they start growing. I wear my hair up all the time.