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What do you have with in reach of you right now, that you could use as a weapon to defend your self against the zombies?

I have an amazon fire stick, so I’m probably going to die. 

Posted - January 12, 2019

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  • 7792
    I got nothing but a Xfinity remote control.
      January 12, 2019 7:54 PM MST
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  • OMG! We’re both gonna die:/ prepare the potato, STAT! 
      January 12, 2019 7:56 PM MST
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  • 11110
    I have a antique rotary dial phone on my desk and if I clobber a zombie with it  - it  will make a ringing sound which would confuse the zombie and give me enough time to get my hockey stick so I can give the zombie a slap shot. Cheers and happy weekend 
      January 12, 2019 8:08 PM MST
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  • I think you might survive the night! Cheers:)
      January 12, 2019 8:22 PM MST
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  • 976
    I have a roll of paper towels. I would wrap them up like a mummy. Oh, and I have a large spoon. I would sit on them and scoop their sick brains out while wrapping them up like a mummy.

      January 12, 2019 8:24 PM MST
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  • Given these details I’m going to say your chances of survival  are 50/50. It really depends how fast you can wrap. Good luck!! :)
      January 12, 2019 8:28 PM MST
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  • 5391
    My common sense. Since zombies are not real, I only need to access my critical faculties. 
    For all other intruders, I have a 300 yr old Okinawan katana on the fireplace mantel. 

      January 12, 2019 8:28 PM MST
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  • Ahhhh:) this is why I’ll never survive the zombie invasion. Common sense has never been one of my virtues. ;)
      January 12, 2019 8:34 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Strangely, a Stiletto heel be likely two feel the point of  :)D
      January 12, 2019 8:29 PM MST
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  • I think you’re going to live :)
      January 12, 2019 8:35 PM MST
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  • 14795
    A well aimed Stiletto can  exert   1600psi ...
    Im not so sure what the knife version delivers though....It's also to late here for me to have a stab at working it out for you as wel...:( 
      January 12, 2019 9:00 PM MST
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  • I know about PSI stuff! I’ve given enough WHIMIS training courses in my past, to know. I have no hands on knowledge,  but I’m an expert on paper lol. Purple :)
      January 12, 2019 9:05 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Paper ,Rock,scissors have all taken their toll I'm told.....:)D 
      February 2, 2019 7:33 PM MST
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  • I have some scotch tape here.   I will tape them up and pinata their asses.
      January 12, 2019 8:41 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I like it. But you know you’re going to run out of scotch tape just as you’re about to pull the last piece. Same like for wrapping presents:/ I’m sorry to tell you this... but you’re NOT going to survive :(
      January 12, 2019 8:47 PM MST
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  • Ahaha, you do have a point.   Maybe I will scotch tape my face in contortionistic ways, which might scare them to death..or they may think I am one of them.  I don't wanna die with just a lonely roll of scotch tape on hand.  wahh 
      January 12, 2019 8:50 PM MST
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  • I think the tape thing on face will work... you‘re going to live then, YAY! :)
      January 12, 2019 8:52 PM MST
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  • LOL yay
      January 12, 2019 8:59 PM MST
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  • A Crucifix and the family bible:)
      January 12, 2019 8:52 PM MST
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  • You got this. You’ll be alive for breakfast tommorow. 
      January 12, 2019 8:56 PM MST
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  • Oh crap... maybe not. I’m getting vampires and zombies all jumbled up. I’m watching finding  right now... so min a bit distracted. I love this movie so much :)
      January 12, 2019 8:58 PM MST
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  • 46117
    The Zombies are Trump's base.

    There is nothing to do.   They are too stupid to hurt you, they are too busy hurting everything in their path, they don't notice you.  Just Trump.  Follow the leader.

      January 12, 2019 8:56 PM MST
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  •   January 12, 2019 9:00 PM MST
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  • 3 pound solid polychrome jasper heart i could bash a skull in with 
      January 12, 2019 8:57 PM MST
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