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Benedict Arnold

Why do some people's butts make this spontaneous, whining noise? :P

For some, it's ALL the time!  Why is this?

Posted - January 18, 2019
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  • 11110
    Because it's part of the evolution process. Back when all life lived in the sea some species learned how to expel air to help propel them self's onto land. Then some species learned to use that talent for survival - they would expel air to confuse predators. Early man learned to use that talent to help negotiate peace or trade talks - someone would say - hey pull my finger then they would expel air - everybody would laugh and make peace or trade. Cheers and happy weekend!      
      January 18, 2019 12:38 PM MST
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  • 13395
    The sound is from having squeaky butt cheeks rubbing together while walking. A bit of axel grease will solve the problem. This post was edited by Kittigate at January 19, 2019 6:23 AM MST
      January 18, 2019 9:51 PM MST
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  • Ah, yes, time to bring in the heavy lube. xD
      January 19, 2019 6:24 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yes. Thanks  for AP.
      January 19, 2019 6:40 AM MST
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  • You're welcome. :)
      January 19, 2019 6:42 AM MST
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