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Benedict Arnold

Answermug talent show! What will your act be?

Mine will be procrastinating and avoiding doing housework all day.. TADA! 

Posted - January 19, 2019
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  • 44623
    MAYBE I'll run the snow blower.
      January 19, 2019 8:03 AM MST
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  • Mad skillz, you’re in. 
      January 19, 2019 8:19 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Do you make elaborate designs in the snow with it? 
      January 19, 2019 11:02 AM MST
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  • 44623
    I'll be lucky to get it started. Still snowing though.
      January 19, 2019 12:33 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Don't count on it melting any time soon! Brrrr!!
      January 20, 2019 7:14 AM MST
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  • 44623
    It started, then broke. Hand-shoveling is a bitch at my age.
      January 20, 2019 7:43 AM MST
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  • 10052
    :(
      January 20, 2019 8:23 PM MST
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  • I will tell grate cheesy jokes.  

    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    (only a fraction of people will get that joke)

    Badumbum
      January 19, 2019 8:06 AM MST
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  • 44623
      January 19, 2019 8:07 AM MST
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  • Hahah I love it!
      January 19, 2019 8:09 AM MST
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  • Mad skillz, you’re in. 
      January 19, 2019 8:19 AM MST
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  • i can fit my whole fist in my mouth 
      January 19, 2019 8:20 AM MST
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  • O_o mad skillz, you’re in. 
      January 19, 2019 8:22 AM MST
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  • I'm breaking in my chair while waiting for super glue to dry.  I'm about ready to do the turning on my sister's birthday ring.  I'm inlaying crushed Amethyst.  It pretty much looks like a glob of crap right now.  After turning I'm going to hit the wood with some purple TransTint dye (dye does not absorb into super glue, so have to turn deep enough to get through any that absorbed into the wood).  The wood is birch, popsicle sticks.  After a few dyes I'll put a blinding polish on with some clear polyurethane.  If all goes well, I'll show the finished product.  Should be within a week. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 19, 2019 12:35 PM MST
      January 19, 2019 8:55 AM MST
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  • Mad skillz, you’re in. 
      January 19, 2019 9:24 AM MST
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  • Nah, just Mad. xD

      January 19, 2019 9:29 AM MST
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  • 7792
    Jaimie and I are going to do the knife throwing act. She will be the one I throw the knives at. I'll be blindfolded.
      January 19, 2019 9:28 AM MST
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  • Ummmmmm...mad skillz, you’re in :(
      January 19, 2019 9:29 AM MST
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  • 11113
    A comedy dog act. I ask my dog questions like what's Donald Trumps heart and soul made of and he say's bark bark. Cheers and happy weekend!
      January 19, 2019 9:38 AM MST
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  • Mad skillz, you’re in. Cheers!
      January 19, 2019 9:45 AM MST
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  • 10052
    I think you need some competition, Jaimie! I'll do what you're doing.
      January 19, 2019 9:53 AM MST
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  • We can share those mad skillz, you’re in. 
      January 19, 2019 9:57 AM MST
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  • I am the resident Fortune Teller, I read palms and cards to Amaze and Delight All:)

      January 19, 2019 10:55 AM MST
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  • 952
    You seems to be holding my fortune!!
      January 19, 2019 11:45 AM MST
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