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Randy D

I reported for jury duty today, and the judge used the phrase "very unique". Of course, I objected (what else could I have done, right?)


  But that's not my question.  What I'd like to know is whether or not you can come bail me out of county jail, and do you know good lawyer who can defend me on a contempt of court charge?


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Posted - January 24, 2019
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  • 8214
    What have you done now?  You know you are supposed to wear pants when you go to court, right?
      January 24, 2019 10:48 AM MST
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  • 53504


      But I am wearing pants!  (Well, they're your pants, sure.  It should still count.)


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      January 24, 2019 10:58 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Why are you wearing mine? Are you too big for your britches? hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA :  )
      January 24, 2019 4:48 PM MST
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  • I might not have enough $$$ to bail you out .. but I will send you this ... 
      January 24, 2019 11:06 AM MST
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  • 53504

      As long as it's not obvious, I don't think they'll notice it at all.  Shhhh.

    ~
      January 24, 2019 2:57 PM MST
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  • 7939
    Again with this? 

    I would have had the money to bail you out if you hadn't taken my share from the last gig and squandered it all on black market tildes. I have my doubts Mrs. C's cake is going to get past the guards. I'll distract them and hopefully they'll send it on through, but then you're on your own, mister. 
      January 24, 2019 11:47 AM MST
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  • Thanks JA!  I did wonder if the cake was a bit much!  But maybe if Randy offers them some cake .. they'll overlook the obvious.  :)
      January 24, 2019 12:15 PM MST
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  • 7939
    Looks like a serving spatula to me. ;)
      January 24, 2019 1:40 PM MST
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  • Yeah!!
      January 24, 2019 2:21 PM MST
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  • 53504

      I'd probably screw it up by focusing on eating the cake and forgetting the file.

    ~
      January 24, 2019 3:03 PM MST
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  • 53504

      But how would you distract them?  Oh, wait.  I keep forgetting . . .



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      January 24, 2019 3:01 PM MST
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  • 44603
    Sure.

      January 24, 2019 4:04 PM MST
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  • 2219
    You can't get the staff nowadays. In the old days they would have used Latin. 
      January 24, 2019 4:10 PM MST
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  • 10996
    Just sit tight, Randy D. I'll get there as soon as I can with the bail money. And, in case I'm delayed, I'll just go ahead and wish you a Merry Christmas now.
      January 24, 2019 7:13 PM MST
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  • 53504


      Wait, you can't just use one of your credit cards and call it in from the comfort of your own home (just like all the other times?)





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      January 24, 2019 7:24 PM MST
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  • 10996
    You stole all my credit cards? Remember?
      January 25, 2019 3:56 PM MST
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  • 53504
     
    Don't you ever tire of planting these false accusations on me? (Sigh.)

    ~
      January 25, 2019 4:25 PM MST
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  • 17592
    I told you last time that it was the last time.  And it was.  
      January 25, 2019 3:38 PM MST
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  • 53504

      Okay, just this once, and I swear I'll never ever ask you to bail me out again. This is REALLY the last time.

    ~
      January 25, 2019 4:27 PM MST
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