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When I'm being reasonable? Me? Oh, You and I both know that it was no accident when you broke my coffee decanter. "I was just washing it" is the worst excuse I've ever heard, coming from someone who won't even go near the stuff. We're supposed to be deep undercover for a week in this hole and you think that I'm going to spend it without coffee just so you don't have to smell it?!?
*Picks up broken shard of glass and menacingly thrusts it at Randy D*
You want me to be reasonable, Mr. Man?
*Grabs Randy D's favorite cocoa mug*
The closest store is five miles away. You're a runner, right? I'll be generous and give you two hours to get there and back with a new decanter or the cocoa mug gets it. That's about as reasonable as this is going to get and if you think this is bad... no. I'm doing you a favor. You do not want to see how I am without my coffee. -_- Go on, git!
I'll pencil you in for next Tuesday.
No. I like it when you don't talk to me.
I know your kind; you like playing get-me-too-hard.
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Wait, no ink pen?
*Sobs uncontrollably.
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*Randy D scratches his head, utterly confused. "She knows I can run 5 miles in about 35 minutes, so even allowing for time inside the store, there and back would be an hour and 20 minutes tops. What's she up to? Hmmmmm . . . That chick's always trying to get rid of me for one strange reason or another. As soon as this job's done, I'm going to ask the captain to assign me a different partner."
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That sounds so dirty.
You can't talk to anyone who is sober.
I can only make it as dirty as you like it; I can't keep up with you.
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Oh, so I suppose that makes me a whippersnapper.
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When we're sure about it ... I'll use a permanent marker if you'd like. :)
