The inside of my vehicle looks like:

Between one and two.....it's never rarely perfect.....it's like my shoes and lived in....:) 

It's clean other than the floor mats which need vacuuming.  The outside needs a good wash.

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I don't know.  There's too much junk in it to see.

numero dos...
maybe three as well...
it's a mixup
     Probably easier to get a new truck
than to clean. haha

F) None of the above.  The inside of my van looks like a bed chamber.  There's a double bed on a platform in there because we go camping quite a bit.

This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at February 3, 2019 11:47 AM MST

Its not even too messy, but the cloth seats need cleaning as does the carpet.  Waiting till Spring;)

Very clean but not brand new. My mats need vacuuming. 

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But also, none of the answers really applies to me. As far as debris goes, my van has been recently vacuumed and is clean. That said, I've had the same van for about ten years. My word. I have. And, it was used when I bought it. And, three kids have been in it on a regular basis, with a whole slew of kids in it on a semi-regular basis. There is crayon melted into one seat. There is glue and glitter adhered to another. There are brown splatters across the ceiling. The floors, which were initially a light gray, somewhat resemble a gas station bathroom. I had to put new tires on it in December and dropped several hundred dollars doing so. A couple weeks later, I decided to see what I could do about unloading it and getting something new. My maximum trade-in value or junk value is $325. Seriously. $325. How is it even possible that my whole van is not worth the tires I just put on it?!? Bah. 

Anyway, my birthday is coming up, E... just in case you're looking for ideas. lol

OK...I'll get you something else.

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