Alcoholic beverage drrinkers...why do you do so?

I try to tipple drinks down my neck and not waste em ...:)D 

Because weed stinks up the house. 

Because I couldn’t bear to just trash all of this fine booze.

Because milk, tea, and fruit juice are simply not enough. 

Because it it gives me an excuse to not drive anywhere. 

Because there is nothing like a glass of good wine with a great meal.

Because it makes some of my rather dull friends seem more interesting. 

Because fermented smooshed grapes are delicious. Also it takes me from level 5 happy to level 8. level up. 

Drrinkers:

as if i would ever sing kareoke sober 

I like cooking with wine, and I don't want the rest of the bottle to go to waste.  Plus, I am surrounded by vineyards here, and I like to contribute to local businesses.  Hey, that's a good one.

I don't drink. 
But when I did it was for a buzz or to get drunk.

Why do we do what?  Drink alcoholic beverages?   Why not?  I like wine. Also beer sometimes. Glass when I come home from work, glass before I go to bed.  Sort of takes off the edge and weariness of the day and makes me feel good. 

I enjoy a good beer. Why should I have to justify it?