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Randy D

If your local Grammar Police Precinct had its own Gift Shop, what items might it carry?

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Posted - February 5, 2019
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  • 44619
    Framed photos of you and Stu.
      February 5, 2019 7:00 AM MST
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  • Gold plated, limited edition tildes, of course.
      February 5, 2019 7:07 AM MST
    5

  • White-out and erasers for the retro grammer-er. 
      February 5, 2019 7:12 AM MST
    5

  • 34284
    Dictionaries
      February 5, 2019 7:54 AM MST
    7

  • 7939
    Bulk commas and apostrophes. Perhaps extra Os for those who write "to" instead of "too," and a mixture of "there," "their," and "they're" as well.
      February 5, 2019 8:58 AM MST
    6

  • 44619
    Oh...and capital 'I's
      February 5, 2019 10:12 AM MST
    1

  • Some snarky memorabilia like a t-shirt that says "This isn't you're average shirt."
      February 5, 2019 10:03 AM MST
    5

  • 551
    Or:
    "Prepositions are not words to end sentences with".
      February 5, 2019 10:08 AM MST
    4

  • Haha, I like it. 
      February 5, 2019 10:21 AM MST
    1

  • 854
    Action figures




      February 5, 2019 11:18 AM MST
    3

  • 17599
    A pocket size Constitution.  Wait, I mean dictionary.
      February 5, 2019 3:45 PM MST
    1

  • 520

      February 5, 2019 4:18 PM MST
    1

  • 11007
    I ain't got no idea.
      February 5, 2019 5:41 PM MST
    3

  • 53509

    yore know phun .

      February 5, 2019 6:30 PM MST
    0

  • 11007
    Chill out Randy it seem like your about to loose you're sense of humor
      February 6, 2019 2:12 PM MST
    1

  • 14795
    For you,a Sentence in the Slammer should be you're Goal .....And if I was a Judge instead of Thee Jugs  ,I'd make Pretty sure you got it......hehe.  
      February 5, 2019 5:53 PM MST
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