You'd be waiting a long time 'cause I wouldn't answer the door out of fear. I'd sneak to the garage to get a better look at you through the window that faces the porch.
Only in slang, not in correct English. It's a loose and sloppy pronunciation that makes the speaker/writer seem uneducated IMO. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sammich
So do you assume you're telling us something we don't already know? We're well aware that it's slang, that's the spirit in which it was written: just joking around. - - -
Hey, why does he get pulled in? You called the guys in the white coats when I showed up at your place wearing something strange! Forget both of you; I'm going back to Jane S' house, WHERE I BELONG! Grrrrr.
I would ask you to get a grip of yourself and sheath your weapon before you attempted to poke anyone with it.... Plus ,thank God that you weren't in possion of a Lance or far wirse a Pike....They really do have sharp teeth to get the bite on you with...:)D
On reflection....I would hope you would shield me from such chivalry....more so as its winter here and still Bloddy could....As you know,man kinds metal shrinks so much after a knight out in the cold :)D