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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

If you had to work graveyard, what job would be excellent to endure this grind?

Posted - February 11, 2019
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  • 1893
    Wasn't the Simpsons creator main job before the Simpsons straightening headstones in Feral Cemeteries?  That or mowing the lawn sounds like a decent job
      February 11, 2019 11:12 AM MST
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  • I don't think any job in a cemetery would be a good one.   But .. since I enjoy landscaping, I might choose grounds maintenance if I had to.
      February 11, 2019 11:36 AM MST
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  • 46117
    No.  NOT working in a cemetary.  Working overnight hours.

    But being a hairdresser and/or cosmetologist would be heaven on the dead people.  Who would complain?  This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 11, 2019 12:06 PM MST
      February 11, 2019 11:39 AM MST
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  • 34435
    The decreased person's family. You would be amazed at just how mean people can be.
      May 8, 2019 7:21 AM MDT
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  • Do you mean graveyard shift? If so, I’d travel back to 2002 and work at blockbuster video. Get to watch movies all night and stare judgingly at the people who go to the movie section behind the curtain. That sounds like fun :) 
      February 11, 2019 11:49 AM MST
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  • 46117
    That sounds like a total career.  Plus you could write critiques and reviews on youtube.


    Plus you could do a  Blockbuster reality tv show.
      February 11, 2019 11:53 AM MST
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  • We need start a petition to get blockbuster back up and running so I can pursue this. 
      February 11, 2019 1:12 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Who needs them?   Call Netflix.  We don't need those losers.  You can do this at home in your room, don't even need to come to work.
      February 11, 2019 5:20 PM MST
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  • Lol I wish! Maybe I could charge people to come to my house and teach them all my knowledge on gansta stuff!!!lol 
      February 11, 2019 5:22 PM MST
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  • 44649
    A bed tester.
      February 11, 2019 12:07 PM MST
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  • 1305
    My thoughts exactly :D
      February 11, 2019 4:46 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Well, there are usually lots of beds in a store.  You would have to move around a lot.  I am just sayin....
      February 11, 2019 5:21 PM MST
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  • 17614
    Juvenile detention physician.  
      February 11, 2019 12:08 PM MST
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  • 46117
    ….oh.  REALLY????
      February 11, 2019 5:21 PM MST
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  • 11151
    Once I worked a few graveyard shifts tending brush pile fires - keeping them going and making sure they didn't get out of control - I couldn't believe I was getting paid for having so much fun. Cheers!
      February 11, 2019 1:19 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I love fire too, Nan.   I just need to know that I have the type of mind that fire likes to teach lessons to.   I am always almost burning down something.  I did burn down my house once.  But I feel just like you.  I love watching them and feeding them fuel to burn.   So cool, if you respect the fire.  
    Cheers!




    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 11, 2019 6:41 PM MST
      February 11, 2019 5:23 PM MST
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  • 44649
    And I burnt a garage when I was 8. Kindred spirits.

    This post was edited by Element 99 at February 11, 2019 6:43 PM MST
      February 11, 2019 6:41 PM MST
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  • 46117
    And I was 58.   Some spirits are very slow learners.
      February 11, 2019 6:42 PM MST
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  • 44649
    Need permission from you...Contest...what will your next name and avatar be.?
      February 11, 2019 6:45 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You have carte blanche to abuse me any way you desire.  

    You know it will be  politician 
      February 11, 2019 6:49 PM MST
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  • I'll work the day shift at a graveyard and the graveyard shift at a Day's Inn :P
      February 12, 2019 6:32 PM MST
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