Should I go swimming wearing a trash bag?

Sure, but just make sure sexytrashbags isn't still in it.

It could fill with water and weigh you down.  Don't do it.   You can sue Sexy for wrongful death though.

:)

No.  Wear a swim suit.

Sharon, hell if we were gonna sue him it would have been ages ago for disturbing the peace.

No it would not be safe. Every year we hear about a fisherman with hip waders on that water got in the waders and causes him to drown.