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If space aliens abduct me, interrogate me on the mothership about humans, what would you like me to tell them about YOU? ~

Posted - February 18, 2019
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  • 46117
    Tell them I said they can have you.

      February 18, 2019 12:09 PM MST
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  • 53509

      I take it you've read O. Henry's 1910 short story "The Ransom of Red Chief"?


    'Nuff said.
    ~
      February 18, 2019 4:25 PM MST
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  • 6023
    Nothing.  Why are you selling me out?
      February 18, 2019 1:10 PM MST
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  • Tell them I’m a Gansta’, who makes the best sandwiches on earth. So they better not mess with me. 
      February 18, 2019 1:18 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I guess since I'm directing it and watching the interrogation from the deck you'd better say nice things about me.

    I'll talk them into skipping the probe but I think they'll still want to implant a chip.
      February 18, 2019 1:46 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Wait, what's this no-probe nonsense?  Everyone knows that it's part of the abducted-by-aliens experience, yet you're actually planning to deprive me of it??????  You've shown how cruel you can be to me in the past, but this rises to abject discrimination!





    ~
      February 18, 2019 4:19 PM MST
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  • 5451
    OK, we have some time before we have to beam you back.

    Sargaxor, go get the probe!

    Oh, he's getting the Tiglakkor 3000.  That's the one with the largest drill bit.

    Excellent choice!  







      February 19, 2019 1:15 AM MST
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  • 8214
    I want to go too.  Beam me up, lets exit this popcicle joint. 
      February 18, 2019 4:52 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Now you're screwed...you spelled popsicle wrong.
      February 18, 2019 5:57 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Not to mention that missing apostrophe.

    ~
      February 18, 2019 6:00 PM MST
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  • 8214
    No soup for me!
      February 18, 2019 7:36 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Wow, yikes, I sure did.  :  (  hahhaha
      February 18, 2019 7:35 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Tell them I am one of the few earthlings that can correct your grammer ans speeling.
      February 18, 2019 5:58 PM MST
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  • 14795
    That they should never risk upsetting me....but you know that by now I think and now know your place at last....
    But please don't tell them and spoil my fun.....or next time you'all really cop it.....:) 
      February 18, 2019 6:07 PM MST
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  • 53509


    ~
      February 18, 2019 6:14 PM MST
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  • 14795
    You know me so well it appears...she actually looks so much like me....more so her hair...blue green eyes as well.....lol :) 
      February 18, 2019 6:37 PM MST
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  • 6098
    Whatever you wish dear. 
      February 18, 2019 7:04 PM MST
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  • 53509

      (Comma after the word "wish".)
      February 18, 2019 7:12 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Ahhhhh ,I see you've found my wish list....How many times must I tell you to keep out of my Drawers......
    Ive only just washed and repaired them from the time before I caught you wearing them....   Hehe :)  
      February 18, 2019 8:30 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I'll tell CarbonProduct myself.  I have been admiring that spaceship for a long time now. 
    Come on Carbon, take me away from all of this.  :  )
      February 19, 2019 5:44 AM MST
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