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Benedict Arnold

Where the heck is Aladdin when I need him??

Posted - February 22, 2019
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  • Homeless teenagers that lie about who they are to get you on their flying carpet are your thing huh?
      February 22, 2019 10:21 AM MST
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  • Maybe I’m into that... so what????
      February 22, 2019 10:22 AM MST
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  •   February 22, 2019 10:23 AM MST
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  • Get your flying carpet out of the garage -_-
      February 22, 2019 10:25 AM MST
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  • Hmmm, you said you're only like 115 lbs.  I could probably swing you around on a piece of carpet and toss you 12 ft or so. 
      February 22, 2019 10:27 AM MST
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  • I think I may be pushing 120 now  with winter weight -_- so I don’t know if you can.... This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 22, 2019 5:24 PM MST
      February 22, 2019 10:30 AM MST
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  • Might not get you any farther than 8 ft now
      February 22, 2019 10:34 AM MST
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  • Meh, I’ll see what other offers I get and get back to you later . ;)
      February 22, 2019 10:40 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Aladin is gay.

    Look at his outfit.  

    Find another.
      February 22, 2019 10:24 AM MST
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  • Stop ruining my life lol.
      February 22, 2019 10:25 AM MST
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  • 46117
    It's okay.  Do not give up.  Get a sex change.  
      February 22, 2019 11:18 AM MST
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  • I don’t want a carpet ride THAT much....
      February 22, 2019 1:16 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Not even with Matt    !    Hehe 
      February 22, 2019 2:02 PM MST
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  • Ohhhhh Maybe :)
      February 22, 2019 2:52 PM MST
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  • 14795
    There must be No cutting a Rug with him either..:) 
      February 22, 2019 3:11 PM MST
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  • No cutting a rug with him, Matt‘s boring, all he does is lay around all day and night. ( did I do it right??? :) ) 
      February 23, 2019 6:01 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Just Sew know,you were good and Weave knot finished this thread yet....:) 
      February 23, 2019 10:48 AM MST
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  • But I did well on that last post! I don’t think I can keep up anymore lol. My brain is on satuday mode...or just normal mode i guess -_- I’m that smart lol. 
      February 23, 2019 12:54 PM MST
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  • 46117
    There are carpet jokes here I need to stay clear of.  


      February 23, 2019 8:02 AM MST
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  • Lmfao! No doubt. We have to steer clear of words muncher, carpet and drapes to be safe. 
      February 23, 2019 8:11 AM MST
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  • 23641
    I just nudged my sleeping Aladdin here, kissed him on the cheek, he kissed me back and I said, "See? I told you -- I always knew you were and so does Sharonna."

    ;)
      February 22, 2019 5:30 PM MST
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  • well this is great.
      February 23, 2019 6:23 AM MST
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  • 23641
    I know, I know. I, too, have gotten a bit disappointed when I've found out my crushes are straight.
    ;)

    And, to be up front, my true animated crush has always been Race Bannon on "Johnny Quest."
    :)
    Ha!

    Image result for race jonny quest
      February 23, 2019 7:42 AM MST
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  • My main animated crush is Gaston from beauty and beast cos I always fall for the jerks lol. I’ll take the new live version now though....

    Please don’t steal him, Welby!

      February 23, 2019 7:59 AM MST
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