What do you think is one of the dumbest questions someone ever asked you?
Our young city cousin was visiting us on the farm one winter and. came over where we were feeling the cows some hay. With a puzzled look on her face she asked "where did you get all the grass?".
Haha, I used to work retail and the store had company shirts we had to wear. At least once a week someone would ask if I work there, haha. "Nope I'm just a huge fan of the company!!!!"
OMG ... you'd think the shirts might be a clue! One time the CEO of our company came into the office and asked where the Personnel Dept. was. I had to tell him he was standing in it. LOL!!