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Benedict Arnold

If we were in the Misty Forest and I decided to behead you with my mythril sword what kinds of items would I be looting from you?

Posted - February 26, 2019
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  • 628
    I don't know, maybe a couple of bullets from my thrilgun, don't think you will be in any shape to reuse them though...
    I don't know what a thril sword is...
      February 26, 2019 1:15 PM MST
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  • Ummmm, it says mythril sword?
      February 26, 2019 1:16 PM MST
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  • 628
    Oh,sorry, I mis-read it...
    I still do not know what that is...
      February 26, 2019 1:18 PM MST
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  • 17398
    Anything you attempt to loot will cause you bodily harm.  Move on to a less prepared royal.
      February 26, 2019 1:18 PM MST
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  • Hmm, what are you carrying over there?  
      February 26, 2019 1:19 PM MST
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  • 17398
    *laughing*

      February 26, 2019 1:35 PM MST
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  • $Tree Fitty in my wallet ... lol!
      February 26, 2019 2:30 PM MST
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  • Hopefully the next town has a tavern with a dollar menu. 
      February 26, 2019 5:25 PM MST
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  • 6023
    HA!
    Fooled you!
    That was my Darting Duplicate illusion.

    {casts Teleport and escapes}
      February 26, 2019 3:25 PM MST
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  • HOW DID YOU FAST TRAVEL WHILE I WAS ATTACKING. 
      February 26, 2019 5:26 PM MST
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  • I know this question doesn’t apply to me. I’ll think about forgive you not put in my disclaimer.
      February 26, 2019 3:45 PM MST
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  • Of course it doesn’t apply to you. I would never behead you. I’m sharing the loot with you. 
      February 26, 2019 5:27 PM MST
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  •   February 26, 2019 6:00 PM MST
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  • 457
    iphone, $11 cash, 5 star wanted level
      March 11, 2019 1:21 PM MDT
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