She WANTS to make sandwiches for me, she LOVES making them!
"Baby? Um, er, could you please go inside and whip me up a sandwich right quick? I told Jaimie and everyone else how much you like doing it, and it would make me look bad if . . . Sweetie, are you listening? If you can at least walk into the kitchen and take out a loaf of bread and pretend? Honey? They're all watching, and it would boost my cred with them if you could see your way clear to . . . hello?"