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Terrorist Alert Level: PLAID. Lesbian farmers are poised to take over America! Are you scared?

Yep...You read that right!.

According to America's favorite lunatic, Rush Limbaugh...  Lesbian farmers are being recruited and Obama is preparing to distribute them across rural, conservative enclaves to make them "Blue".

 

Posted - August 27, 2016

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  •   August 28, 2016 10:35 AM MDT
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  • It's in the Top Secret Libtard handbook after the chapter on  "How To Landscape a FEMA Camp" 

      August 28, 2016 10:40 AM MDT
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  • I had to do a tiny double take at first, mistaking 'Plaid' as shorthand for Plaid Cymru (Welsh Nationalists).  Personally, I think it would make it more interesting if they were involved and I'm rather disappointed they aren't.

    However, re: the story itself - If you alone can see the truth, then you're either a genius and a visionary, or mad.

    I wonder.....

      August 28, 2016 10:46 AM MDT
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  • 2500

    I though that lesbians only raised cats, indoors?

      August 28, 2016 11:03 AM MDT
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  • 3191

    I'm not giving up my flannel!

      August 28, 2016 11:05 AM MDT
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  • 3191

    In all fairness to the blowhard, federal agencies, including the USDA, are holding summits in conjunction with the #RuralPride campaign.  But tbh, I couldn't listen to his take on it...I have little patience for hyperbole.

    https://www.ascr.usda.gov/lgbt-rural-summit-series-and-ruralpride-campaign

      August 28, 2016 11:10 AM MDT
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  •   August 28, 2016 11:28 AM MDT
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  • They gave that up. As a cash crop, Cats fail at paying the bills

      August 28, 2016 11:30 AM MDT
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  • You don't have.  I do have to inform you that there is a penalty for breakig a stereotype. 

      August 28, 2016 11:33 AM MDT
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  • 3191

    Been penalized all my life for that.  :)

      August 28, 2016 11:35 AM MDT
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  • I hear ya.  I got from both sides of the fence

    :()

      August 28, 2016 11:48 AM MDT
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  • thanks so much! as soon as i read your post, the song was playing in my head. =)

    so many words for that particular substance. there's only so many left, though, once i weed out the ones i don't care for and the ones that are allowed in the public forum.

    and Rush makes almost anyone feel intelligent, save for the audience that takes him to heart. i bet half his ratings are people who just need a good laugh at the expense of him and everyone he supports. what a freakin' dumb@**!

      August 28, 2016 12:06 PM MDT
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  • "thank you" =)

      August 28, 2016 12:06 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    <3
      August 28, 2016 12:07 PM MDT
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  • "like"

      August 28, 2016 12:08 PM MDT
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  • exactly!!!

      August 28, 2016 12:09 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    <3
      August 28, 2016 12:09 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    <3
      August 28, 2016 12:10 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    *Facepalm*
      August 27, 2016 5:05 PM MDT
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