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Discussion » Questions » Food and Drink » Caption contest. What is this man doing?

Caption contest. What is this man doing?

Posted - March 13

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  • 37316
    Beating off? 
      March 13, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 23738


      You'd be a laugh riot on the Adult Group. Join today. 


    ~
      March 13, 2019 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 37316
    He is beating this meat.  I did not say beating his meat.  

    Go there yourself.  I am sure you probably are.  You are open-minded.  I would be so bored to death.
      March 13, 2019 9:48 AM MDT
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  • 6889
    Ahhhh!  I was going to say beating his meat!  
    Now I'm going to have to dig a bit deeper in his pocket to pull out another whammy. ;)
      March 13, 2019 1:48 PM MDT
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  • 23356
    Off what?
      March 13, 2019 9:48 AM MDT
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  • 37316
    Why the hammer into the meat.  OF COURSE. 

    Whaddya thiink I am?  A PERVERT ?

    Speaking of perverts....




    This post was edited by SAY MY NAME at March 13, 2019 1:48 PM MDT
      March 13, 2019 9:50 AM MDT
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  • 6889
    Obviously, my wrist action wasn't fast enough to catch this conversation at its peak.  You're one stroke ahead of me with the same answer.
    I have forgotten.  You've gotta be quick around here.  No foolin' around! ;) ;)
      March 13, 2019 1:50 PM MDT
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  • 23356
    You sound like NJ. Hahahaha.
      March 13, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 23738

     Come, come now, Merlie, I don't know what you're trying to pull, but surely you don't want to cause any unexpected outbursts here, or have some guy shooting off all over the place. Such a result would be anti-climatic. 
    ~
      March 13, 2019 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 6889
    Hi Randy~ Oh, how you tickle the temptation. Sometimes, beating around the bush can be equally satisfying. Jumping in too quickly tends to be dry and without creativity.  It's the anticipation of that first bite that makes the meal a full delight. 
      March 15, 2019 3:03 AM MDT
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  • 23356
    I think you need some counseling. I volunteer.
      March 15, 2019 7:26 AM MDT
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  • 6935
    Trying to make sure that 'Mighty Angus' is dead.
      March 13, 2019 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 37316
    He's taking out his hatred of Trump on this unfortunate carcass.


      March 13, 2019 9:54 AM MDT
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  • 1524
    He's making steak tartare ... 
      March 13, 2019 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 37316
    I was so into good meat way back when I was a carnivore, that this was a delight to me.  Especially with loads of salt and a glass of wine.  I am so glad I gave up this lovely pass time or else I probably would not still be here.  Salt.  Raw meat and loads of wine.  Very healthy.  
      March 13, 2019 10:58 AM MDT
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  • 6889
    .... but tasty when served in the right company. 
      March 13, 2019 1:51 PM MDT
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  • 37316
    I wonder if there is a Kobe' beef tartare.   This is heart tartare.  Not for the feint of heart; that is for sure.

    This post was edited by SAY MY NAME at March 15, 2019 1:41 AM MDT
      March 13, 2019 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 23356
    I would try it but would not eat that nasty caviar.
      March 13, 2019 2:25 PM MDT
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  • 37316
    I am pretty sure those are capers which are more compatible with this dish.
      March 13, 2019 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 23356
    Caper are also nasty.
      March 15, 2019 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 6889
    Hi~ The presentation is nice.  I love the peacock feathers.

    A quick side note. You popped into my head while driving up here. For your own sake of sanity, please don't ever drive through Stockton on I-5. :( :(.

    I'm driving home tomorrow.  Well, actually, I'm leaving in about 3 hours.  I wish I could avoid it. 


      March 15, 2019 2:27 AM MDT
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  • 6889
    Anger Management
      March 13, 2019 1:53 PM MDT
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  • 1939
    He's making it flat so it cooks quicker, and more thoroughly. 
      March 13, 2019 2:12 PM MDT
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  • 23356
    Yuck. I'd rather eat it raw.
      March 13, 2019 2:24 PM MDT
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