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Benedict Arnold

Are you afraid to get sand in your tuxedo and mess up your hair when the tops down on the covertable?

Posted - March 26, 2019
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  • 46117
    What convertable?  Down here, your hair turns into cancer when you leave the top down and the sun exposed to fry it to death.  Then you get bald.  Then the head turns to cancer.  

    I like hardtops.  
      March 26, 2019 12:54 PM MDT
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  • If you‘re sitting there reading this question smoking your cigarette, hit the fast forward button.. cos i don’t smoke and don‘t date people who do smoke. 
      March 26, 2019 1:02 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Can you explain why you said this?  I don't get a word of it.

    I'm talking about the sun frying my hair and you are talking about smoking. I don't smoke either.  I don't get this.
      March 26, 2019 1:45 PM MDT
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  • I’m watching 80s dating videos On youtube.. so I’m practicing how to pick up chicks if I ever become a man,  move to California and travel back to 1983. 
      March 26, 2019 1:50 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    So.  Now I am supposed to just ramble aimlessly?  And expect you to catch on?

    GREAT.  I am the very best at that.  You can count on me.  

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      March 27, 2019 10:34 AM MDT
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  • Lol pretty much :) that’s what I do:p perfect thanks. 
      March 27, 2019 10:37 AM MDT
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  •   March 26, 2019 1:55 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Sigh.  In the 80's I was living the dream.  I was so NUTS-O back then, that these guys are an improvement over what I chose to make my life "complete".  

    I found the love of my life.  He was 5'11".  He was blond.  He was strikingly cute and looked a lot like David Bowie when Bowie was young.  He looked amazing in jeans.

    Who could ask for anything less?  ME.  He was gay.  

    We loved each other.  Oh man.  What part of me was not listening to the fact that a gay alcoholic man was not someone that was husband material? 

    I acted just like him.  I became a gay man too.  I loved gay men.  I must have been a gay man too.
      March 27, 2019 10:38 AM MDT
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  • I think you’re allowed to identify as a gay man now if you want to. Ask Facebook. 
      March 27, 2019 10:39 AM MDT
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    7590
    OOOO I lurve the way men look in a tuxedo.  I would worry about my better half. 
      March 26, 2019 1:29 PM MDT
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  • nice :)
      March 26, 2019 1:51 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Well, I wouldn't be wearing a tuxedo but I sure would hate to have my hair messed up.  Nuff said!  
      March 26, 2019 3:45 PM MDT
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  • You’ll never make it if you travel back to 1983 then. 
      March 26, 2019 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 469
    But I wanna!  What are ways I can travel back to 1983 without messing up my hair?  
      March 27, 2019 9:37 AM MDT
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  • You can’t date in the 80s if you’re not willing to mess up your hair. I’ve been doing research, so I know. 
      March 27, 2019 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 469
    Since you took the time to do the research it's only fair that I mess up my hair.  It'll take me days to get the knots out...
      March 27, 2019 10:21 AM MDT
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  • You can just keep the knots cos it will cut down your hair teasing time, to get that 80’s look :)
      March 27, 2019 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 44373
    Only if I am eating a fudgesicle. This post was edited by Element 99 at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM MDT
      March 27, 2019 8:40 AM MDT
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  • People didn’t eat fudcicles on dates in the 80’s. They only ate lobster,steak and snow cones. 
      March 27, 2019 10:18 AM MDT
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  • 469
    No pizza?  What is the matter with people?! 
      March 27, 2019 10:24 AM MDT
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  • They eat pizza once they are married, but not when they are dating.
      March 27, 2019 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 469
    That's the best reason for getting married that I've heard so far!  
      March 27, 2019 10:39 AM MDT
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  • I think it’s the only good reason, really. 
      March 27, 2019 10:43 AM MDT
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