Oh, thanks for reminding me! I bought a powerball and a megamillion yesterday. Now where did I put them? I'm sure one of them is a winner! We're going places twinny, I tell ya, we're going places.
We have bears here too and they are not friendly. I got chased by one a few years back when I was hiking the Rocky Mountain National Park. I never ran so fast in my life! lol
Oh me too! Once, when I was taking a walk around the neighborhood (all peaceful and tranquil-like) a dog came charging out of this house, ran after me and bit me. For no reason! I had to get a rabies and a tetanus shot the following day.&... moreOh me too! Once, when I was taking a walk around the neighborhood (all peaceful and tranquil-like) a dog came charging out of this house, ran after me and bit me. For no reason! I had to get a rabies and a tetanus shot the following day. Next time I went for a walk I carried one of my dad's old golf clubs. lol
That is terrible! What age does menopause begin? I need to know so that I can shoot myself before it happens.But I'm very glad you beat it. I don't think I could survive what you went through.
When I had my appendix removed, I lost 9 pounds. All I ate was applesauce for weeks. Then I came to my senses and started eating pizza and drinking wine again.
The elevator started going down and it stopped all of a sudden. The guy's dog kept staring at me and growling. It kept pulling at his leash and the owner was having a hard time controlling it. I thought for sure I was going to be DOG MEA... moreThe elevator started going down and it stopped all of a sudden. The guy's dog kept staring at me and growling. It kept pulling at his leash and the owner was having a hard time controlling it. I thought for sure I was going to be DOG MEAT. Thankfully, the elevator started moving and he finally left with his dog. Phew!
I don't believe in miracles. I want to believe in them. I want to believe in God. But it doesn't make it true. To me good things happen and bad things happen. May the force be with you!
LOL My grand-parents give me wine and condoms so that's what I think I'll do. Although, a remake of Murder She Wrote using the Kardashians is totally lit!
"This is the police. You are surrounded." This is a true story when I was a a teen. My one brother owed someone money for drugs and the guy called the police, the funeral home, the fire company, a taxi, dominoes pizza...sent all of them ... more"This is the police. You are surrounded." This is a true story when I was a a teen. My one brother owed someone money for drugs and the guy called the police, the funeral home, the fire company, a taxi, dominoes pizza...sent all of them to our house. Imagine my surprise when the police came banging at the door. "Are you ok miss? I was standing there practically naked and they had the nerve to tell me to put some clothes on!Total buzz kill, if ya know what I mean?
I think that one day the WHO will come out and say pot smoking causes cancer. Just like they came out 5 years ago and said that cell phone usage can cause brain damage or cancer. I'm guessing that pot smoking is not as bad as cigarettes, but j... moreI think that one day the WHO will come out and say pot smoking causes cancer. Just like they came out 5 years ago and said that cell phone usage can cause brain damage or cancer. I'm guessing that pot smoking is not as bad as cigarettes, but just to be on the safe side, it would be better to use it in a different form. All smoke is bad for your lungs.I like your comment "I bypassed this problem...". There's pills for everything!
The elevator started going down and it stopped all of a sudden.&... moreThe elevator started going down and it stopped all of a sudden. The guy's dog kept staring at me and growling. It kept pulling at his leash and the owner was having a hard time controlling it. I thought for sure I was going to be DOG MEAT. Thankfully, the elevator started moving and he finally left with his dog. Phew!
then, that it could be almost as bad as smoking cigarettes. ... morethen, that it could be almost as bad as smoking cigarettes. Every time I go to a doctor and fill out a questionnaire, it always asks if you smoke cigarettes, not pot.If you smoked pot in your past, do you think you should let your doctor know?
I have a friend (32 years old) who died from breast cancer, leav... moreI have a friend (32 years old) who died from breast cancer, leaving behind 3 kids and a grieving husband. I have another friend ( 24 years old ) who just got out of the Air Force and was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. Not to mention my 30 year old cousin who has stage 4 breast cancer and is now suffering from chemo "after-shock." It seems to me that too many younger women have these cancers and I'm trying to figure out why.
I saw my ex-husband recently and it wasn't as bad as I thought i... moreI saw my ex-husband recently and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Come to think of it, he was actually quite pleasant. Hopefully it will stay that way.
In my state, the animal police go around to stores and restauran... moreIn my state, the animal police go around to stores and restaurant parking lots looking for animals in cars. If they feel the animal is in distress, you get a fine.I love animals and I have a pet, but don't you think it's interfering a bit much when people are looking for problems and getting into your business? What gives the state the right to tell you how to take care of your pet? "Oh, I see your pet's toenails are too long. Bad owner!"
Oh, thanks for reminding me! I bought a powerball and a me... moreOh, thanks for reminding me! I bought a powerball and a megamillion yesterday. Now where did I put them? I'm sure one of them is a winner! We're going places twinny, I tell ya, we're going places.
I have lost all respect for myself. *sob, sob* From now on... moreI have lost all respect for myself. *sob, sob* From now on, I will be a good twinny. Pinky swear!
We have bears here too and they are not friendly. I got ch... moreWe have bears here too and they are not friendly. I got chased by one a few years back when I was hiking the Rocky Mountain National Park. I never ran so fast in my life! lol
Oh me too! Once, when I was taking a walk around the neigh... moreOh me too! Once, when I was taking a walk around the neighborhood (all peaceful and tranquil-like) a dog came charging out of this house, ran after me and bit me. For no reason! I had to get a rabies and a tetanus shot the following day. Next time I went for a walk I carried one of my dad's old golf clubs. lol
lol, but it does sound so peaceful. A baby snapping turtle... morelol, but it does sound so peaceful. A baby snapping turtle - awww. I love babies. Human and animals. Love 'em!
It is scary! And the guy didn't seem like he had complete ... moreIt is scary! And the guy didn't seem like he had complete control over his dog, which made it worse. Maybe I'll take the stairs from now on?
Yeah, I can handle small dogs. I have a chihuahua and he's... moreYeah, I can handle small dogs. I have a chihuahua and he's very portable. But a Rottweiler, I think not!
Oh hellz no would I want to do that either! I walked 12 fl... moreOh hellz no would I want to do that either! I walked 12 flights in the Eiffel Tower when I visited France ten years ago. It took FOREVER.
That is terrible! What age does menopause begin? I n... moreThat is terrible! What age does menopause begin? I need to know so that I can shoot myself before it happens.But I'm very glad you beat it. I don't think I could survive what you went through.
Noooo, do NOT die twinny! I am here for you. Have so... moreNoooo, do NOT die twinny! I am here for you. Have some cold pizza and a glass of wine with me. You're sure to feel better very soon.
It would be my pleasure to clean every single $1,500,000 bill fo... moreIt would be my pleasure to clean every single $1,500,000 bill for you. One for you, one for me, two for you, two for me ...
I think a certain Mr Randy D would break out in a cold sweat if ... moreI think a certain Mr Randy D would break out in a cold sweat if he were to walk by a Subway sandwich shop and see a very, very long line.
When I had my appendix removed, I lost 9 pounds. All I ate... moreWhen I had my appendix removed, I lost 9 pounds. All I ate was applesauce for weeks. Then I came to my senses and started eating pizza and drinking wine again.
In a stuck elevator with a man and his Rottweiler the other day.... moreIn a stuck elevator with a man and his Rottweiler the other day. The space inside got smaller and smaller as the dog's teeth got bigger and bigger.
I started my day with a cold slice of pizza and a glass of wine.... moreI started my day with a cold slice of pizza and a glass of wine. There's no way it's going anywhere but up!
The elevator started going down and it stopped all of a sudden.&... moreThe elevator started going down and it stopped all of a sudden. The guy's dog kept staring at me and growling. It kept pulling at his leash and the owner was having a hard time controlling it. I thought for sure I was going to be DOG MEAT. Thankfully, the elevator started moving and he finally left with his dog. Phew!
Surprise him! I love surprises. Except the kind that... moreSurprise him! I love surprises. Except the kind that come in white envelopes saying I owe something.
It is my DREAM to wear a toga one day! Unfortunately, I on... moreIt is my DREAM to wear a toga one day! Unfortunately, I only like wine. What should wine drinkers wear, I wonder?
As long as they have good minds, looks don't matter. Unles... moreAs long as they have good minds, looks don't matter. Unless I have to make out with them... eh, forget that! lol
I don't believe in miracles. I want to believe in them.&nb... moreI don't believe in miracles. I want to believe in them. I want to believe in God. But it doesn't make it true. To me good things happen and bad things happen. May the force be with you!
I "like" all of your questions. Especially when you give m... moreI "like" all of your questions. Especially when you give me money. Thanks for the shiny new penny!
LOL My grand-parents give me wine and condoms so that's wh... moreLOL My grand-parents give me wine and condoms so that's what I think I'll do. Although, a remake of Murder She Wrote using the Kardashians is totally lit!
"This is the police. You are surrounded." This is a&... more"This is the police. You are surrounded." This is a true story when I was a a teen. My one brother owed someone money for drugs and the guy called the police, the funeral home, the fire company, a taxi, dominoes pizza...sent all of them to our house. Imagine my surprise when the police came banging at the door. "Are you ok miss? I was standing there practically naked and they had the nerve to tell me to put some clothes on!Total buzz kill, if ya know what I mean?
Not much! I have a wee garbage disposal (my chihuahua) who... moreNot much! I have a wee garbage disposal (my chihuahua) who makes sure nothing goes to waste. He's good that way.
Nooo! He is a precious a$$et to the AM community. Be... moreNooo! He is a precious a$$et to the AM community. Besides, how will he be able to afford sammiches if he resigns?
What's the word on energy drinks? I'm allergic to caffeine... moreWhat's the word on energy drinks? I'm allergic to caffeine so I don't drink them, but I know others who live off of them.
Obviously there's a lot more to it then the usual culprits. ... moreObviously there's a lot more to it then the usual culprits. It never occurred to me that women giving birth in their 30's may put them at risk.
I think that one day the WHO will come out and say pot smoking c... moreI think that one day the WHO will come out and say pot smoking causes cancer. Just like they came out 5 years ago and said that cell phone usage can cause brain damage or cancer. I'm guessing that pot smoking is not as bad as cigarettes, but just to be on the safe side, it would be better to use it in a different form. All smoke is bad for your lungs.I like your comment "I bypassed this problem...". There's pills for everything!
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