Did you know the president uses Twitter??

I just went to Sears. I really did. Kind of depressing. Nobody is there, including workers. I guess I'll just have to order clothes from one of those kool services that sends you clothes and then you try them on and then keep what you want and send the rest back because that seems efficient.

You have a Sears left?

There were two. One closed and one is still open. I think I will apply for a job there.

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All my crypto currency is under my mattress.

Is the one kinda  near you gone? That’s last one I was in. 

Yeah, they had to shut it down because you spilled Sephora moisturizer all over the three shirts that were left.

Those shirts had pineapple patterns on them... THEY HAD TO DIE. 

I saw a Sears in Watertown  NY one of  last time I was in the United States. It was like walking back into 2002 lol. Scaaareee. 

Sorry we can't all shop at Forever 21 and bebe and Sephora.

I got a free under eye cream from Sephora today when bought fondation lol. SERIOUSLY!, what has sears done for you lately?

Yeah, it was bad 10 years ago.

My dad used to always give my sister and I gift cards to sears when we were teens. We would get soooo pissed cos could have just gave us cards for whole mall. I know sounds ungratful , but wtf a teen gonna do with a $200 gift card to sears??? -_- 

By a new lawnmower for your Dad you bratz.

No! He is lucky I show up at Christmas with some peanut brittle and golf ball tees. 

I hear ya.  I used to get them for places all the mall stores I had no interest in too.

Sorry your relatives didn't know about BazementBabeeBuckzz.

Wut?

I wasn't going to slit my wrists tonight, but now that I have looked that up, I don't know.

Lol 

Oh yeah bro it is real.