There is a new lottery for morons. Just pay two dollars and you don't have to pick any numbers.

I'll keep my 2 dollars and hope they multiply like rabbits. 

I complained to God once that I'd never won one single penny on any lottery.....to my surprise it answered me in my dream and said.....Nice Jugs...Cut me a brake for once and at least buy a ticket....:( 

Im not stopid and certainly not falling fir that one....the guys never kept his word about nuffin....:( 

My brother buys lottery tickets. He told me that when he gets too busy and forgets to get one, he just tears up two dollar bills.

Hmm.
At least the outcome is certain,
whereas the one who bets on numbers bears an over-weaning hope for an umpteenth chance.