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Kittigate

I got $1,500,000 of dirty money earned from my shady business practices; could you launder it for me?

You can do a little bit at a time -no big rush.

Posted - April 12, 2019
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  • 10664
    I have back you Tuesday.  No lose tickee.  No tickee no laundry!
      April 12, 2019 10:25 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yeah well ok. Umm...? Forgot to ask: How much do you charge? This post was edited by Kittigate at April 13, 2019 10:17 AM MDT
      April 12, 2019 10:31 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Sure. If I can use some of it to pay off my house? 
      April 13, 2019 12:38 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I pay well for people doing an honest days work. 
      April 13, 2019 4:18 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    It would be my pleasure and they'd never suspect you sent it out of the country to launder :P
      April 13, 2019 1:56 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    There's a good idea. 
      April 13, 2019 4:18 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Well now, you’ve made a critical error by telling others you have this money. I may be less able to help you. 

    Buy gift cards, from different sources, but don't buy or use more than 5G‘s at one time.
    That should get you by the taxman for a while....

    You need a shell company. I’ll have to charge a fee for more help than this. 
      April 13, 2019 6:10 AM MDT
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  • I hope it's in big bills.  I could roll it up in a huge roast and stick it in my freezer until next Christmas when the coast is clear?  Then I'll invite you over for Christmas dinner and wrap up the leftovers for you take home.  :)
      April 13, 2019 6:35 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    That sounds inviting. 
      April 13, 2019 7:21 AM MDT
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  • 469
    It would be my pleasure to clean every single $1,500,000 bill for you.  One for you, one for me, two for you, two for me ...
      April 13, 2019 9:43 AM MDT
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