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What Kind of Psycho Ex You Are Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

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Pieces

You could be the most unnerving ex of them all. The fish is sleek, free and always floating around relationships without ever really attaching to anyone. You’ll be watching your ex of five years with dead eyes, more concerned about dinner than the fact that he/she is packing their bags. “We were dating?” you’ll say, as your lover throws your family photos in a suitcase and walks out the door with your Terrier.

That sounds about right.

Does yours add up for you?

Posted - August 30, 2016

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  • I'm a Pisces ... But I think we share the same prognosis :)

      August 30, 2016 5:58 PM MDT
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  • Cancer.

    Mine was close, but they gave me way too much credit for my rack. 

      August 30, 2016 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    Leo!

    You post pictures of everything you’re doing, hoping your ex sees. “Here’s a picture of me sitting in the car, world!” The lighting was great. Your Friday-night-out Instagram caption reads “Out having an AMAZING TIME with my #1 Babes!” You’re in need of a serious boost, so any comments you get are exactly what your hurt lion ego needs. Also, you’re hoping Matt’s going to see how cute you look and have a change of heart. It’s worth a shot, right?

      August 30, 2016 6:21 PM MDT
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  • 275

    I'm a Gemini born in the Year of the Dragon and an INTJ, which means I'd be the guy who says "This isn't working for me, get out." and that's all there is to it. 

      August 30, 2016 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 489
    Libra

    If you’ve broken up with a Libra, say goodbye to your toothbrush and every item of clothing you left with them. They’re not returning them. They’ve got a candle-enclosed shrine hanging out in their closet, dedicated to you and all of your shit. They fondle your sweat-stained hoodie, violently sobbing into the night. Now, if you’re the psycho Libra, do the right thing and give your ex their shit back. After all, what are you going to do with an expired license and soiled pair of underwear anyway

    LOL!
      August 30, 2016 11:47 PM MDT
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  • 5835

    Taurus with daja vu. I've seen this bull before.

      August 31, 2016 7:20 AM MDT
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  • Same, but this is NOT me!!  LMAO!  Thanks for the laugh JA.

      August 31, 2016 11:49 PM MDT
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  • Yikes!!

      August 31, 2016 11:49 PM MDT
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  • LOL!!

      August 31, 2016 11:51 PM MDT
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  • 1264

    I'm a groundhog, lol.

      September 1, 2016 12:02 AM MDT
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  • Nah, I'll come drag you out for some girly fun!  :-)

      September 1, 2016 12:32 AM MDT
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  • Yes, pretty funny :-)  I think Scoprio was the best though...OMG!

      September 2, 2016 11:30 PM MDT
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  • 7939

      September 4, 2016 1:42 AM MDT
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  • 7939

    lol Are you sure you're not just being modest?

      September 4, 2016 1:43 AM MDT
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  • 7939

    Haha! I can totally see that in you.

      September 4, 2016 1:44 AM MDT
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  • 7939

      September 4, 2016 1:44 AM MDT
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  • 7939

    Oh my word. Well, at least we all know now. You came with a warning label. ;)

      September 4, 2016 1:44 AM MDT
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  • 7939

    lol Is that you?

      September 4, 2016 1:45 AM MDT
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  • 7939

      September 4, 2016 1:45 AM MDT
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  • 7939

    All in good fun. :)

      September 4, 2016 1:45 AM MDT
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  • 7939

    lol I missed that option.

      September 4, 2016 1:45 AM MDT
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  • 489
    Don't think so, from past experience I'd avoid everything that would remind me of him.... The violent sobbing is true though lol
      September 4, 2016 4:53 PM MDT
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  • "Scorpio" ... aggressive, smashing, stalking, challenging .... really!?

      October 8, 2016 5:21 AM MDT
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