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Benedict Arnold

How do you like your eggs? UNFERTILIZED?? HAHAHAHAHAHA..meh.

Posted - April 29, 2019
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  • fertililised and with beaks and feathers 

      April 29, 2019 12:42 PM MDT
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  • Yummy. 
      April 29, 2019 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Balut.  People actually EAT that.
      April 29, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
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  • i  like to dip them in salt and pepper 
      April 29, 2019 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    No you don't.  They have the feathers still on them and bones are present too.  Just so yumbo. 
      April 29, 2019 1:14 PM MDT
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  • if I get ones with feathers and beaks I let my husband eat those 
      April 29, 2019 1:15 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    This is the weirdest vegan diet I've ever seen.  
      April 29, 2019 1:17 PM MDT
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  • Soft boiled....  Chop,chop
      April 29, 2019 12:51 PM MDT
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  • You’ll take over easy and like it. 
      April 29, 2019 12:55 PM MDT
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  • See how I won again?
      April 29, 2019 1:18 PM MDT
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  • Ahhhhhhh faaak..... 
      April 29, 2019 1:19 PM MDT
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  • 46117
      April 29, 2019 1:19 PM MDT
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  • I don’t see anything.....
      April 29, 2019 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Hit him with this....


      April 29, 2019 1:21 PM MDT
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  • Choke the chicken????
      April 29, 2019 1:25 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    No no no.  That is something that would make the ending happy.  This is just a full blown smackdown.
      April 29, 2019 1:31 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Uncracked and given to someone else as a rule.
      April 29, 2019 1:07 PM MDT
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  •   April 29, 2019 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    He doesn't need to fall even, he is already cracked.  
      April 29, 2019 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    anyways i can get thern
      April 29, 2019 4:53 PM MDT
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  • Perfect, not picky. 
      April 29, 2019 6:34 PM MDT
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  • MY eggs? MY OWN eggs? I would have liked at least one of them fertilised. So far none has been. But it's a little late in life for that now. 
      April 29, 2019 6:11 PM MDT
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  • Any eggs really :) could you still adopt or foster maybe?
      April 29, 2019 6:34 PM MDT
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  • Unfortunately no. Been through it about 5 years ago to adopt a particular baby boy, but my age (almost 43 then) and my marital status (single) disqualified me. I believe things are a little different now, but I've lost interest.
      April 29, 2019 6:59 PM MDT
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