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Benedict Arnold

Do you like to buy donuts for people so they think you’re nice but really you’re just trying to make them fat so you look thinner?

Posted - May 2, 2019
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  • i cook for people all the time and then look at them with disgust while they get fat 
      May 2, 2019 8:26 PM MDT
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  • I like you. 
      May 2, 2019 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 469
    You know me so well twinny.  But, you HAD to say donuts now, didn't you?!  I was happy with pickles and wine and all of a sudden I need donuts.  Have you ever seen a skinny donut?  I just gained 5 pounds.
      May 2, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • NO NO NO! We aren’t eating the donuts. We’re giving them out to pretend to be nice. 
      May 2, 2019 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Oh!  Too late though, it's in my head and I will NEVER be able to erase the image.  More wine and pickles PLEASE.  
      May 2, 2019 8:44 PM MDT
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  • We’re gonna need to bring out a second bottle to get through this donut fiasco. That’s fine. 
      May 2, 2019 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 469
    You are so good to me twinny!  Another bottle coming right up.  *hiccup*  Will I wake up green like you , do ya think?  We are twinnies after all. 
      May 2, 2019 8:54 PM MDT
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  • I think tommorow is purple day. Let’s be purple. 
      May 2, 2019 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Ooh, I like purple.  You are the best sister ever and totally cool!
      May 2, 2019 9:07 PM MDT
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  • Good, purple it is but I’ll probably forget. 
      May 2, 2019 9:24 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I know that when I go on any diet, I start making food for people.  I want them to eat for me.  
      May 3, 2019 1:49 AM MDT
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  • So they get fat?
      May 3, 2019 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    You know - I have always thought about this.  The crap that people seem to almost delight in making for others - its like not only do they want you to become fat but they want to kill you as well. 
      May 3, 2019 6:15 AM MDT
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  • Lol exactly. 
      May 3, 2019 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 1430
    it doesnt work that way... There are people who never get fat no matter what they eat.
      May 3, 2019 11:53 AM MDT
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  • Oh, well that’s not fair. 
      May 3, 2019 12:16 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    Yes I know - how I was for years. 
      May 3, 2019 2:42 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no
      May 3, 2019 4:56 PM MDT
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  • oh. 
      May 3, 2019 6:40 PM MDT
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