What a coincidence...I caught a side-video the other day & clicked. it was a dude letting a donkey have its way with his bunghole. It dumbfounds me to today that I watched the whole thing. xD
Sorry you feel that way. Now lentil flour and pureed Cauliflower make a great crust for a Pear, Goat Cheese, and fresh tomato pizza. There are a lot of other recipes which you may consider stupid.
Now for great pizza look to Provence, the Langudoc, or Haute Savoy in France, Northern Croatia (Venetian style), Slovenia or Austria. I actually prefer French or Austrian made. Any Pizza from south of Florence is Garbage IMO, one exception Buccone in Rome. The food in Southern Italy is not to my taste, I prefer Sicily or Sardinia. Do note I live in Austria and have lived in NYC & Boston