Guys, if an extremely rich woman wanted you to be her kept man, would you accept? If so, would you have certain conditions?

Uh . . . a woman?

No.

;)

Darn Tootin' I'd accept.

The only conditions being that I'm not her slave, and I'm not going to change my personality.

Yes!  

Conditions -

She's not already married
No humiliation of any kind
Non smoker

Even though I'm disqualified because of gender formality, I would still like to add my two bits.

HECK YA!!  I'd pimp Don out in an instant!!!!

It is kind of selfish of me to hoard all his talents to myself. 
She can borrow him and his flair for the female body at specified times.
No sleepovers and no trips.
Not more than 3 times a year.
Upfront and 100 percent payment, each visit.
All calls and meetings must be arranged in advance and through me.

Absolutely!!!
Bring it On!!  :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at May 20, 2019 7:30 PM MDT