Just the other day. I was stopped at an interjection, when this old Ford Ellipsis pulls alongside and the driver says, "I couldn't help but notice that your participle is dangling. Are you a transitive?". Noun, adverb I didn't know how to respond. What would cause anyone to say that about me? The more I thought about it, the more tense I became. So just as the light changed, I rolled down my window and yelled, "Suffix!", and split.
Last Sunday when I played MC for the local World Environment Day Festival. I got myself in position well before the event started and was ready for each speaker or performer as their turn arrived.
About a year or so ago I was outside when a lady 'bout 50ish with a walker approaches me and asks 'do you like girls?' I said 'um.. yeah'. She replies 'well I need a boyfriend'. I declined.