Am I permanently banned from entering the country of Australia because I made a loose comparison of cyanide to Vegemite?

Australians make up rules as they see fit. I wondered who started that. There are only two Aussies here that I know of.

Randy, you weren't just denied entry over badmouthing Vegemite.  That poor Aussie customs agent thought that what he saw in your luggage was the worst thing he's ever seen!



Mmm, peanut butter, yummy, unless of course you're from Australia!

Those customs agents are still busy right now trying to figure out how to handle what you brought in your luggage.

How can you compare them? Cyanide causes a quick death. With vegemite, you just hope for death.