Humor welcome.
Go big or go home.
Forehead tattoo.
Same as any such question: It only depends on who you intend to show it to.
No. Get a spyduck tattoo instead.
You seem to forget that in the US people have the right to bare arms ;-))
An old nutty friend of mine shaved his head and got a tattoo of a naked woman with legs spread apart. He was careful to always wear a hat at his factory job. One day, he forgot his hat and was fired. Last I heard, he had moved away to another state.
How about a Strongbad tattoo on your psyduck:
