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CallMeIshmael

What if you won a beauty contest for pregnant women and your title became, "Miss Conception?"

Posted - June 9, 2019
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  • 4631
    There'd be queues of men lining up for the honour to be chosen as the sperm donor.
    A few might even hope to be chosen as Mr Right, the future spouse and participating parent.
      June 9, 2019 7:11 PM MDT
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  • Nope. Just no, negative, nuh uh. 
      June 9, 2019 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    What if it fell out when you accepted the award.  Would you then have to change your title?  Miss Carriage? 


    What do you want from me? These things you post are not funny.  I have all I can do to make them work.  
      June 9, 2019 9:59 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I appreciate your help.  It seems to be working; keep it up!
      June 10, 2019 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think that would be so hard two conceive to create a con test like that.....

    Would it not be a case of Stand and Deliver to see who comes first.....:)   
      June 10, 2019 1:45 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Unfortunately, I couldn't win because I wouldn't have "Miss" as a title.  You know me.  I only believe in sex and conceiving a child after marriage. 
    No comparison shopping for ol' Merlin here. 


      June 10, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Oh, right.  Good observation Miss so-and-so would not be married but pregnant.  Hmmm... that's no good.  Maybe I should delete this question.
      June 10, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Big Giggles!  So true.  You know pre-marital sex is such a taboo.
    I would never have done such a thing. ;) :)
      June 11, 2019 1:04 AM MDT
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