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This is real. How much money wuold you pay to get a massage with live snakes?

Posted - June 15, 2019
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  • are they gonna choke me to death ? 
      June 15, 2019 12:11 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'm thinking about that wormy smell they have.


    Ewwwww.  I don't want that thing crawling on my face.  That's for sure.  How about a nice goat massage?


      June 15, 2019 12:15 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Nothing. I wouldn't mind getting one, but not for money.
      June 15, 2019 1:26 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    With snakes?  You would get a snake massage for free?
    I guess maybe the sensation of relief after they slithered all over you would be relaxing.
    It's the fear and anxiety while they are slowly pushing their muscle-body on you that I am worried about!  The weight of their bodies, too.  They can be heavy depending on their age and when they were last fed. This post was edited by Merlin at June 15, 2019 2:32 PM MDT
      June 15, 2019 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Baby rattlesnakes only.
      June 15, 2019 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    None.
    I've had a python slither all over me. The sensation is quite pleasant but nowhere near the effects of a massage.
    After all, the poor snake knows nothing about what relieves human stress.
      June 15, 2019 1:31 PM MDT
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  • 1440
    I prefer real human hands. thats better . 
      June 15, 2019 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    In Thriftyland, this is not real.....not going to be real. 
      June 15, 2019 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 34440
    I could not be paid enough to even think about it...I hate snakes.
      June 15, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      I would not be interested in that at all. No money from the Rand-Man. 

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      June 18, 2019 5:33 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      What, Baby Sharks aren’t available?

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      June 18, 2019 5:34 AM MDT
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