Once upon a time, I was making the most delectable sandwich known to mankind.
It had two all-beef patties, smathered in special sauce, a little lettuce (for a blast of crunch in the munch), some cheese for the sensation of stretchy, warmth, and a couple pickles for the tickle, all on a seasame bun. It was dripping with delicious. It was the best Happy Meal of all time....