If a tilde is recovered at the scene of a crime, and no other evidence of the perpetrator is found, why do the police detectives always question ME???? That's the third time this month!

Feeling guilty, aren't we?! ;-)

Hey! I'll bet you're the person who gave them my name! Grrrrr.
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*whistles as I walk away*

You're ALWAYS out to get me, aren't you? What did they offer you? Was it a reward? Immunity from prosecution? A cushy, high-profile job with lots of perks? Relocation under the Witness Protection Program?

:|

My lips are sealed. ;-)

You gotta stop flashing that thing around people. 

Hey, it's registered with the County. I'm allowed.
(Jealous.)

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