On a scale of middle aged white guy to Shakira, how would you rate your dancing skills?

Lol, I like it :) cheers 

That’s off the charts, you win. 

So your rating is euro-defect dancer then?

It's congenital, yes.

That’s what I thought....and I totally know what congenital means. 

That’s what I thought....and I totally know what congenital means. 

I should be getting a disability check. The quality of my life is diminished. People just don't know :(

Let’s get you a gofundme me page started. I’m going to need you to post some of your defective dance moves to YouTube first for sympathy points on the page. 

I'll work on that video tonight. My dance moves will bring the world to tears and people will reach deep into their pockets to show their support. This will be the most successful fundraiser ever and I'll finally be able to afford that Tesla model S I've wanted. I deserve it, you know.

I’ve never seen that movie but heard and seen it referenced often. I’ve gotta watch it one day :) 

I’ve never seen that movie but heard and seen it referenced often. I’ve gotta watch it one day :) 

I’ve never seen that movie but heard and seen it referenced often. I’ve gotta watch it one day :) 

I’m not sure the tan helps with the skillz but maybe look better while doing the white guy dance. 

Speaking of which.   I saw some if the most  whitest white guy dancing in my life today.

You in the bay? Were they wearing kahkis and own sail boats?

Yeah.  He was wearing  cargo pants.   He was seducing the picnic table under the tent.

Oh that guy, I think I dated him last summer.

Was he a biker?

Who?