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Randy D

Merlin wants me to put her name in my Will, leaving EVERYTHING to her. She also wants to pack my parachute when I go skydiving.

Gee, what a great pal she is, such a saint. I don’t know what I did to deserve someone as wonderful as she is. I think she’s so caring, so loving, so thoughtful, so . . . HEY, WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE HERE!  Grrrrrrr.



Posted - June 24, 2019
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  • 46117
    I said you're gonna die and you ignored me.

    Now, Merlin is your favorite.  

    I thought I was.  

    SAD   I do not know how I can go on, actually. This may be my last day.  

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 24, 2019 8:20 PM MDT
      June 24, 2019 12:50 PM MDT
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  • I'll help Merlin pack your parachute, Randy. I just want to make sure she does it "the right way."
      June 24, 2019 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 53524


      Hey, where are you going with all those pairs of scissors and knives?

    ~

     
      June 24, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
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  • *snip, snip*
      June 24, 2019 8:23 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    You always pack your own chute is the cardinal rule, otherwise the "riggers" may do you in.  BTW who needs scissors when all it takes is  some lube and Locktite or super glue to mess a up a jump
      June 24, 2019 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      Er, um, the post is just tongue-in-cheek, a concept that often requires a departure from realism.
    ___ 
      June 24, 2019 8:42 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Enjoy the experience, now I know it was tongue in cheek otherwise I would have told Lenina how to F up a Chute for real.  Now if you continue long enough Halo's are a treat
      June 24, 2019 8:57 PM MDT
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  • Thank you Archerchef. Can I call you Archie? I'm confident this knowledge will be useful someday. 
      June 24, 2019 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Please do
      June 25, 2019 4:45 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Merlin is my kinda gall and certainly got her head screwed on the right way round....
    As we say in England, there is no fool like a big fall. ...:) 

    i always ays thought that one day you would be for the high jump...:) 
      June 25, 2019 5:09 AM MDT
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