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Would it make more sense to everyone to find out I am actualy really a man?

A really clever and totally BENT man? 

Posted - June 25, 2019

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  • 44620
    Welcome to the club. Have a cigar and we can sit around and scratch our balls.
      June 25, 2019 2:52 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Can I put my cigar down first?
      June 25, 2019 3:10 PM MDT
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  • real men scratch their balls with a cigar 
      June 26, 2019 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I thought we were going to golf.  I picture the balls being scratched by shooting them into a pond.  

    Real men also put cigars into women in the OVAL office and wreck the entire Democratic institution for the next 3 decades until this moment in history.

    But, I digress...….
      June 26, 2019 12:02 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    How do you know?
      June 26, 2019 1:31 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    As a fellow man, I give you permission.  Extra points if you put it out on a picture of Trump's fat, cellulited, orange, fake and evil face. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 26, 2019 1:32 PM MDT
      June 26, 2019 12:04 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    And you can leave your hat on too.
      June 26, 2019 12:58 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I never wear a hat (seriously).
      June 27, 2019 5:02 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Just make sure that's always a cigar in your hand.
      June 25, 2019 7:12 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Or a glass of whiskey.
      June 25, 2019 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Real men are idiots if they need to smoke.  I'm having a sex change now.  And I can scratch any sex organ.  I don't need balls.  
      June 26, 2019 12:03 PM MDT
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  • i too like to reach into my vagina and scratch my ovaries and uterus
      June 26, 2019 12:05 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    It is a lot easier than trying to reach into the vas deferens and the testes.  
      June 26, 2019 12:18 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You two are going to teach me to GOLF?

      June 26, 2019 12:00 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Admit it -- you're Guy Pearce.

    Now, get over here . . .

    :)



      June 25, 2019 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Sharonna - I'm reluctant to sound sexist but can't avoid it with this question.
    To my mind, there is something uniquely feminine in your voice. I even imagine hearing it in a higher pitch than a man's.

    I've simply never met a man who responds to politics the way you do.
    But I know several women in real life who campaign for causes like Save the Koala, wildlife rescue, veganism, animal rights, feminist issues.
    They come with many styles, but among them is a type who uses language and passion in a way that could be you.
    Rosie is similar, albeit with a very different choice of vocabulary and colloquialisms - part of that is her generation.

    Male activists have just as much compassion and rage,
    but the style of their words and the platforms and methods they choose are very different.
    I think they tend to organise more.
    They always have a percentage of women with them - 50% among liberals and progressives, 15% among conservatives.
    They create documentaries and run specialist newspapers and websites.
    You'll find them on Facebook, Change.org, Twitter etc.
      June 25, 2019 4:06 PM MDT
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  • I'm good with men.  The more the merrier.
      June 25, 2019 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    I'm better with one man at a time 
     
      June 26, 2019 6:33 AM MDT
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  • LOL!  You lil cutie.  Fine then.  Can they at least hang around and watch.
      June 26, 2019 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Hey, there - -  I'm over here being creepy - - watching, all that stuff . . .

    ;)
    just kidding both of you; good to see you

      June 26, 2019 10:40 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Hey Welby. It's good to see you again, too

    Pull up a seat. Can I offer you some poutine for the show?
      June 26, 2019 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Serve it with a oh what is that sandwich they serve at the Kentucky Derby?  

    Oh yeah a hot and brown, I think.    (I was close)

    Kentucky Hot Brown

     
     
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    Kentucky Hot Brown
    © BARNARD & MEYER
    Active Time
    30 MIN
    Total Time
    1 HR 10 MIN
    Yield
    Serves : Makes 8 sandwiches

    Star chef Bobby Flay smothers an open-face turkey sandwich with cheese sauce and bacon for his version of the over-the-top Louisville classic. Slideshow: More Hot Melted Sandwich Recipes

    Ingredients

    SAUCE

    • 2 1/4 cups whole milk
    • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
    • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
    • 2 cups shredded sharp white cheddar cheese (6 ounces)
    • 1/4 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese
    • Pinch of freshly grated nutmeg
    • Few dashes of hot sauce
    • Kosher salt
    • Pepper

    SANDWICHES

    • 16 slices of thick-cut bacon
    • 2 tomatoes, cut into eight 1/4-inch-thick slices
    • 1 tablespoon canola oil
    • Kosher salt
    • Pepper
    • Eight 1/2-inch-thick slices of day-old white sandwich bread
    • 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into pieces
    • 2 pounds roast turkey breast, sliced 1/4 inch thick
    • 1 1/2 cups shredded sharp white cheddar cheese (4 1/2 ounces)
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 26, 2019 5:33 PM MDT
      June 26, 2019 11:54 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    YES!!!!!!!!!! 

    I made those a little over a month ago I swear I did! 
    They were so good.
      June 26, 2019 12:05 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    And they go good with that side of poutaine or whatever that is.  
      June 26, 2019 12:57 PM MDT
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