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Benedict Arnold

Could you please give me the bad news first?

Posted - June 29, 2019
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  • Trump is still Commander n' theif! https://youtu.be/i4MJo_M5xC4 This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 30, 2019 5:04 PM MDT
      June 29, 2019 9:16 AM MDT
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  • I said, "give me the bad news," not "ruin my day." :/
      June 29, 2019 9:20 AM MDT
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  • Bad news: a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice has the same calories as a ham and cheese sandwich. 

    Good news: if you drink ten, you’ll probably vomit them all up later in the night, so no calories. BAM! 
      June 29, 2019 9:24 AM MDT
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  • Saweet! I might just drink eleven just for good measure.
      June 29, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
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  • I think that’s a good plan, better safe than full of ham and cheese vodka calories. 
      June 29, 2019 9:35 AM MDT
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  • Ugh. A little less smooth coming up.
      June 29, 2019 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Not to mention less tasty.
      June 29, 2019 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    We continue to spend more on weapons than on education, the seas are rising and full of plastic, incompetence and ego reign in the halls of power, another 9 million children under 5 will die this year, and we are running out of places to store our garbage. 
      June 29, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
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  •   June 29, 2019 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Aw, c’mon now, be careful what you ask for. Is it fair to assume you’d want good news eventually?
      June 29, 2019 9:54 AM MDT
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  • So what's the good news, Don?
      June 29, 2019 9:58 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Yellowstone isn’t due to erupt for another 10,000 years. 
      June 29, 2019 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    On the bright side, we have a member here with billions of plastic garbage bags. :)
      June 29, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    On the sad side, he won’t pull them from his wardrobe.  
      June 29, 2019 10:00 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    He sounds like the kind of person we could easily overtake.  Rosie could probably wrangle them from him. :)
      June 29, 2019 10:01 AM MDT
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  • But where have those trash bags been?! 
      June 29, 2019 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    They're being worn by his discerning female supplicants.
      June 29, 2019 2:59 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    The bad news is that you didn't win a Mega lottery. The good news is that no one will be asking you if they can borrow money.
      June 29, 2019 9:45 AM MDT
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  • This is quite devastating. It was my retirement plan.
      June 29, 2019 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I think you might want to bet on something a little more surefire - like an IRA or a 401(k).
      June 29, 2019 10:04 AM MDT
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  • 11109
    Bad news is the un seasonable  hot weather caused my lettuce plants go to seed early and now I have to start buying lettuce earlier then usual. Good news is my pot plants loved the un seasonable  hot weather so now I will be harvesting earlier then usual and it looks like it will be a bunker crop. Cheers and happy weekend!  
      June 29, 2019 10:29 AM MDT
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  • It is legal after all. Up to six plants!:)
      June 29, 2019 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 11109
    Cannabises legalisation is just another name for control - there are more rules and regulations then you could shake a Thai stick at. Cheers and happy weekend!
      June 29, 2019 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      
      (regulations then than you could)
      June 29, 2019 6:19 PM MDT
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