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Benedict Arnold

Are you part of the circle of eyewitnesses?

Posted - July 1, 2019
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  • 53502


      I saw you do it. I could barely believe my eyes, I think you really went overboard this time. Well, I've given my statement to the authorities, I've taken a Polygraph, and now, the tabloid press is in negotiations  with my legal team and my agent. You're DONE FOR. 

    ~

     
      July 1, 2019 7:54 PM MDT
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  • Before you testify, you have to pass the mayonnaise test.
      July 1, 2019 8:41 PM MDT
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  • Its not exactly  a circle ...



    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 3, 2019 8:56 AM MDT
      July 1, 2019 8:00 PM MDT
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  • 53502


      The Apostrophe Patrol and the Full Stop Cops would like to see you downtown at Grammar Police Headquarters. 
    ~
      July 1, 2019 8:04 PM MDT
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  • I was robbed by AutoCorrect.
      July 1, 2019 8:23 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      They'll let you go with just a warning. This time. 
    ~
      July 1, 2019 8:27 PM MDT
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  • I'll need your full name and badge number, officer. I believe this is harassment. 
      July 1, 2019 8:43 PM MDT
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  • Thank you for taking my case.

    I want lots of money, or a job in the prison library. Do your best.
      July 1, 2019 8:57 PM MDT
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  • I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, you may want to brush up on the dewy decimal system.
      July 1, 2019 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      That's Dewey! Grrrrrr.

      July 1, 2019 9:19 PM MDT
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  • I don't know dewey from adam.
      July 1, 2019 9:23 PM MDT
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  • I thought she meant I might get damp.
      July 1, 2019 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      Oh. 

      In that case, I'll allow it. 

    ~

      July 1, 2019 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      Before giving out my badge number, I'm required to frisk you. It's for both my own safety and for yours, regulations, you see. Please disrobe fully and lie down on my bed. I'll be right with you as soon as the massage oil is heated to the proper temperature. I'm very much by the book.

    ~
      July 1, 2019 9:26 PM MDT
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  • This should put you in the mood, officer.

      July 1, 2019 9:29 PM MDT
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  • The dancing bear is now a dead head. 

    Literally.
      July 1, 2019 8:52 PM MDT
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  • Nah,,  I'm the cleaner .  Witnesses please raise your hand.
      July 1, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      *Randolph D begins to raise his hand: "I saw everyth . . . hey, wait a second."



    *A few hours later:




    :(
      July 1, 2019 8:30 PM MDT
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  • You're still alive??!!
      July 1, 2019 8:43 PM MDT
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  • Nanoose might still have some room in his peat bog.
      July 1, 2019 8:44 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Please let the record show, this has all been Dewly noted.  

    Randy.... I can feel you starting to tremble. 
      July 2, 2019 3:58 PM MDT
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  • He's probably in the closet right now eating mayo with his hands, straight from the jar.
      July 2, 2019 4:03 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Now there's a visual. 
    At least let it be miracle whip. It has that tang to it.  I have a coupon.  Maybe I should flow it his way?!
      July 3, 2019 8:27 AM MDT
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  • Miracle whip is all things vile and wicked. Yes, please get that coupon to Randy.
      July 3, 2019 8:35 AM MDT
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