are you going to hell on a full scholarship

Probably unless I find redemption for all the bad things I did when I was young and stupid. Cheers!

full scholarship - feels like it's leading to heaven
have never felt so stimulated, fulfilled and happy

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday. It said "People who fear hell are religious. People who have been there are spiritual." Pretty darn profound for a bumper sticker. So, I suppose, that in mind, I was born with a trust fund that ensured full immersion.