The Onion is an American satirical digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes articles on international, national, and local news. Based in Chicago, the company originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin. In the spring of 1996, The Onion began publishing online.
The Onion also runs The A.V. Club and ClickHole. Initially created in 1993 as a supplement to the parent publication, The A.V. Club is an entertainment and pop culture publication that contains interviews and reviews of newly released media and other weekly features. ClickHole is a satirical website from The Onion founded in 2014 that parodies clickbait websites such as BuzzFeed and Upworthy. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 8, 2019 8:05 PM MDT

What is Shelf Heroes?

 

Thanks for asking. The Shelf Heroes zine is an intermittent printed fanzine created by people who love cinema. It celebrates great (and not so great) films one letter at a time.

Collecting submissions from a diverse gang of artists and writers, each issue pulls its inspiration from films beginning with a chosen letter of the alphabet – imaginatively starting with A. Think Alien, Apocalypse Now, Avatar and American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt.

With no brief other than to “pick a movie and do whatever you want”, we’ve produced a publication as diverse and individual as the moving images that inspired it.

https://shelfheroes.com/

Mad Magazine.
I think it would be right up your alley.
But Hurry!

If your name actually is 'god', you might try reading some atheist publication. I can't give you any magazine titles, because how can anyone write articles about not existing? 

Playgirl Magazine. 

Smithsonian, Southern Living