Powdered vending machine coffee found in roadside stops.
It always asks for quarters. You never have any. And when you manage to scrounge up two quarters, you are rewarded with the most vile cup of cancer-causing swill known to man. And just 50 cents.
You know the one. You find them in the oddest places. Under your bed. Behind the laundry basket. Crouching, ready to be knocked over near a stack of papers. IN the filing cabninet. In the back seat of your car. In the pantry. In the garage. They hide for weeks and begin to grow things, like mold. That is the worst coffee.
If Trump were in the room, I bet you WOULD serve it to him. You'd go with the "green theme." The mold on the top is the new "in-cream." You could probably pull it off! Only you!! ;) :)
One of the worlds most dearest ones....it's the one that the raw bean passes through an Indonesian Palm Civet gut.......Its Wild Kopi Luwak coffee and tastes like ****