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What is the worst coffee in the world?

Posted - July 9, 2019

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  • 46117
    Powdered vending machine coffee found in roadside stops.

    It always asks for quarters.  You never have any.  And when you manage to scrounge up two quarters, you are rewarded with the most vile cup of cancer-causing swill known to man. And just 50 cents.







    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at March 28, 2020 5:52 PM MDT
      July 9, 2019 10:41 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    You may have hit the jackpot. :)
    I hadn't thought of those and for good reason. :):)
      July 9, 2019 10:46 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    Apparently you can get a lot more than just coffee in vending machines.  I never knew.  



    https://www.techeblog.com/20-strange-vending-machines-from-the-past-you-never-knew-existed/
      July 9, 2019 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    The forgotten cup.

    You know the one.
    You find them in the oddest places.
    Under your bed.
    Behind the laundry basket.
    Crouching, ready to be knocked over near a stack of papers.
    IN the filing cabninet.
    In the back seat of your car.
    In the pantry.
    In the garage.
    They hide for weeks and begin to grow things, like mold.
    That is the worst coffee.
      July 9, 2019 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You don't LIKE those?  I serve those.  I serve them as aged vintage powerblasts of concentrated energy to my closest friends.


    (NO MERLIN I AM NOT SERIOUS)
      July 9, 2019 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Even at 1:21 am, you crack me up!

    If Trump were in the room, I bet you WOULD serve it to him.
    You'd go with the "green theme."  The mold on the top is the new "in-cream."
    You could probably pull it off!
    Only you!! ;) :)
      July 10, 2019 2:23 AM MDT
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  • 17596
    Vending machine probably.....cajun chicory coffee is pretty awful too.  When in New Orleans, stop in Cafe' Du Monde for a cup with a delicious beignet. 
      July 9, 2019 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I love chicory coffee.
      July 9, 2019 5:26 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Room temperature decaf.
      July 9, 2019 5:27 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Ya! I'm with ya on that one, too. ICK!!
    I thought I might have had you with the science/mold intrigue.  I call a tie.
      July 10, 2019 2:27 AM MDT
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  • 23577

    Any and all


    I tasted it once. Never again.

    :)
      March 28, 2020 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I have no idea. I never touch the stuff.
      March 28, 2020 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Me, neither.
    :)
      March 28, 2020 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    One of the worlds most dearest ones....it's the one that the raw bean passes through an Indonesian Palm Civet gut.......Its  Wild Kopi Luwak coffee and tastes like ****
      March 28, 2020 6:27 PM MDT
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