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If I have to talk about a 'Period', then it's seems fair that you should talk about the 'Colon'

A colon can completely change a sentence.

Mary ate her friend's lunch. 

Mary ate her friend's colon.

Posted - July 11, 2019
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  • I hope Mary believes in the power of the enema. 
      July 11, 2019 10:13 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Mary's little lamb sure AF didn't have a snow white fleece
      
      July 11, 2019 10:16 AM MDT
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  • Eww ... or maybe ewe.
      July 11, 2019 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    LOL
      July 11, 2019 10:21 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I don't care what body part you talk about.  I really do not care.  Go for it.

    But don't mistake a period for a colon.  

    Colon's don't bleed out your weenit.  

    Colons' can make you cranky, for sure, but they don't make you cranky on queue once a month.  And Uteruses do not excrete food waste like the colon.  

    So there.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 11, 2019 8:49 PM MDT
      July 11, 2019 11:20 AM MDT
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  • That wasn't weird at all. 
      July 11, 2019 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    I picked a bad time to stop sniffing Glue
      July 11, 2019 8:51 PM MDT
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  • Keep your colons & your periods. 
    I'm all about the Ampersand.

    Its even better than ellipsis & tildes.
      July 11, 2019 11:57 AM MDT
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  • But don't forget the interrobang.

      July 11, 2019 6:26 PM MDT
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  • Perfect.
      July 11, 2019 6:33 PM MDT
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  • But are there any cool gifs to go along with your colon question? Are there? Wait, don’t answer that. I don’t want you banned ;p This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 11, 2019 8:53 PM MDT
      July 11, 2019 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 2836
     "I don’t want you banned ;p" AGAIN! LOL

    Here is a pretty colon. It's strange how it looks like Twinkle Dink's Uvula getting lassooed
      July 11, 2019 9:04 PM MDT
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  • 53531

     (it’s seems it seems)
      July 11, 2019 9:14 PM MDT
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