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This is a joke. I tripped on the cat and bashed my foot against the table. It hurts like hell. How many toes are you holding up?

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Posted - July 11, 2019
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  • 1817
    i hope the cats ok :( This post was edited by amber at July 12, 2019 6:02 AM MDT
      July 11, 2019 9:32 PM MDT
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  • I hope you kicked the cat out a second  story window. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 12, 2019 6:02 AM MDT
      July 11, 2019 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    cats always land on their feet plebian, unlike humans 
      July 11, 2019 9:52 PM MDT
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  • That isn't true nor does it matter.  Maybe you don't understand physics very well but a bone and muscle structure can only take so much force regardless of how it lands.
      July 12, 2019 2:00 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    maybe you dont understand cats because my cat fell out a 3rd floor window and she was fine so you should prob check your facts p l e b i a n. i guess we cant all be smart 
      July 12, 2019 6:01 AM MDT
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  • Maybe you don't understand that a singular  personal experience is not a proof.   
      July 12, 2019 6:23 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    it is when you're a deity 
      July 12, 2019 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex
      July 12, 2019 6:12 AM MDT
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  • Read on my dear false idol


    "With their righting reflex, cats often land uninjured. However, this is not always the case, since cats can still break bones or die from extreme falls."
      July 12, 2019 6:19 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    yeah upwards of 7 stories... You said 2nd story window. Even then, there are numerous instances of cats falling from 7+ and surviving with minimal injury, the wiki just states that's when the number of injuries starts to increase. 
      July 12, 2019 6:31 AM MDT
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  • It is still fun to kick cats out of second story windows.   Cats suck.
      July 12, 2019 7:39 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    ACAB ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL 
      July 12, 2019 7:39 AM MDT
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  • Gross  vermin preferred pets of basics and weirdos
      July 12, 2019 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
      July 12, 2019 7:44 AM MDT
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  • Are you okay?????  Do you need me to call the doctor?  Is your lip starting to droop?
      July 12, 2019 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    too late im already flat lined 
      July 12, 2019 7:47 AM MDT
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  • You're not sting on me.  >puts paddles to your chest<   You are not getting off the hook that easily.
      July 12, 2019 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    ok but if you fry my nips off you're gonna have a fat lawsuit when i come to 
      July 12, 2019 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 44614
      July 12, 2019 6:15 AM MDT
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  • Calm down, Jeffrey Dahmer. 
      July 11, 2019 11:56 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Gris-gris looks good!
    :)

    Image result for jeffrey dahmer
      July 12, 2019 2:55 AM MDT
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  • Maybe you misread the thread title .........  THE CAT'S NOT REAL.
      July 12, 2019 5:53 AM MDT
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  • 10639
    I don't hold up toes anymore.  Yeah, I held up a few when I was young, but I did my time for it and now I'm clean.

    This little piggy held up a market,
    This little piggy invaded a home,
    This little piggy was a master thief,
    This little piggy's still on the run,
    But this little piggy is actually officer Jerry Jerome of the LAPD - you're busted!
      July 11, 2019 11:45 PM MDT
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  • Ten toes, with toenails painted dark burgandy. 
      July 12, 2019 12:00 AM MDT
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