Bragging time. What awards have you received?

Entered a song writing
contest in Nashville once
long ago, Won an honorable mention
nice, I have it framed on my wall.
...Two weeks later I heard my Lyrics
in someones song playing on the radio...hahahaha

I won an award for the best float entry in a Parksville Sand Castle parade and a award for the most original float both awards were in the same year/parade. I thought it was pretty cool because I built my float on a $100 budget and I was competing with businesses that spent $1000's on their float. Cheers!

i got a few awards for academic excellence In high school 

I, like god, received awards based on academic performance, not in high school....I barely got out of there, but later.

I do have a framed certificate of commendation from the Society for the Prevention of Dismembered, Discoloured and Bent Orthoptera Carcasses. Mind you, that was a long time ago, and we always knew it to be a losing battle.